Jennifer WeinerThe condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.
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You know when you're in a really bad, awful situation and you're thinking, "This is it. I'm going to die." And then something goes wrong, and it ends up that you didn't die after all? It's the perfect example of what a condom breaks. It's something that technically could have been a real problem, but it didn't happen. The condom broke. It was a happy ending.
Source: Little Earthquakes
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